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October 19, 2005
my own man
as many of you will recall, neal has, on several occasions, asserted himself to be, and i quote "my own man"
this is funny because who says that?! and who believes that he is?
anyhow, kristi forwarded me something because it made her think of him as such, it is funny...
The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The friggin' funeral director would be my guess."
Posted by Maggie at October 19, 2005 2:59 PM
Comments
.............ha ha ..............
Posted by: Neal at October 21, 2005 9:10 AM
Don't settle, maggie
Posted by: Brendan at November 4, 2005 6:30 PM
Is it even-handed carbon copy ? Already saw the yet info on this plot
Watch
Posted by: advedopomyday at April 1, 2009 5:25 PM