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July 30, 2003

oh good god. he makes

oh good god.
he makes me so mad inside

Posted by Maggie at 4:29 PM | Comments (0)

July 24, 2003

well...THAT was a first

observed warren last night
went to steak and shake after
were talking about tpr, about med school, about food, about whatever really....
guy behind me [facing the other way] turns around and says 'can you be quiet, ive got an awful headache' and im thinking ok then the guy continues 'and youre just being really obnoxious. i mean, im a second year med student at northwestern, but you dont see me going around yelling about it' and im thinking what the hell is this dudes problem. oh well, im a loud talker, ill work on that. and i look over at warren who looks furious and then says 'im sorry man, i dont think were bein that loud' so the guy goes 'youre not, its her who is the problem, if i go somewhere to eat i shouldnt have to be interrupted by this, its just plain rude' and warren says 'whats rude is your commnt, you could have just said ive got a headache and you are being loud please be quieter' and then some shit happened, i dont remember what, and it ended up that iwas like 'warren, lets just go' and got out my credit card and and went up to the register. warren followed me, the whole time though he was looking back at the guy. i was like 'warren....warren!' and i kicked him. he looked at me and apologized. this is when i said that it was one more reason i was glad i didnt go to osu med [there is a strong stereotype of being a predominantly arrogant pricks class there, and its not so much my style..... so, we go to walk out of the door, i get out of the first door and notice warren isnt there. i look in and he went over to talk to the guy. all i see is lots of hand flailing. im just staring giving warren a dirty look, however his back is to me. the guys waitress walks by and says 'im sorry' yadda yadda yadda. im not sure what to do, i have never been in a situation remotely like this before so i am confused...i go back out to the auxiliary doorway and call neal to ask what he thinks i should do. i end up going back inside and grabbing warrens arm and dragging him outside. first he tried to fling me off of his arm. when i walked up i heard warren say something like 'you wont have any teeth to eat' and i was thinking oh god, were into testosterone ville....i finally get him to go outside. where he tells me that it is/was taking everything he has to not beat that guy up. he asked if the guy wanted to go outside and the guy said that he did, after he finished his sandwich, and that he had nothing to worry about. warren then says to me that he doesnt know why the guy thinks he has nothing to worry about. the guy was, admittedly, small, and warren was like 'i mean, i dont want to sound as like as much of an arrogant prick as this guy, but, i lift every day and i have taken martial arts' then our waitress comes out and says something to the general effect of 'wow, that guy was a jackass' and warren asks if she saw / heard what was going on, and summarrizes. the waitress [who, by the way, was a very good waitress, especially by steak and shake standards..if youre at the s'n's by wsu and get khianti, shes good] then says that it looked like the guy was all pissed off the whole time anyway, cause he was wincing when we talked and stuff. then she said 'if you dont want to be around sounds, then dont go out' and i said 'well, i am a loud talker though' and she said 'oh hell, my whole family is loud talkers, you just learn to deal' and i just smiled 8D. so then these three little 17ish year old kids who are white, but they dont know that, come out and are all like 'we thought there was gonna be a fight yo' and another says 'i knew it wasnt over when you were going to leave, i told my friends it wasnt over that you were gonna go do something [to warren] and they were all like 'nah, its over'. then little guy number one [little guy number three didnt talk, and they were all little guys, like, maybe my height] says 'y'all werent all that loud, we didnt even hear you. i mean, there's three of us, im sure that we were at least as loud, that dude was just lookin for some shit, he was a real prick' and all this other stuff. and saying that they were all ready to come get involved in a fight with that guy too or something. by this time it was 11pm and i still had to go drop off my car at mom and dads and neal and i had to drive down to cinci, so, i tell warren its late and that i need to go...and then point out that im not leaving till after he does, cause its clear that he is still "ready to go"...blah blah blah, he gets in his car and drives off, i get in my car and go home.

i have never been in a situation even somewhat remotely not entirely dissimilar....


so, yeah....shower.

Posted by Maggie at 1:59 PM | Comments (0)

July 23, 2003

karoke...

once at bears for karoke in bloomington there was a guy singing and dancing.
and he dance like the love child of austin powers and steve page would dance.
it was odd.
ahh...memories....8D

Posted by Maggie at 12:19 AM | Comments (0)

July 22, 2003

from the same guy who brought you teh med school nerd thing

Anti-Body : against everyone

Artery : study of paintings

Bandages : The Rolling Stones

Bacteria : back door to a cafeteria

Barium : what to do when treatment fails (Bury em)

Botulism : tendency to make mistakes

Bowel : letters lik A E I O or U

Caesarean Section : a district in Rome

Cardiology : advanced study of card games.

Cat Scan : searching for ones lost kitty

Cauterize : made eye contact with her

Coma : punctuation mark

Congenital : friendly

Cortisone : the local courthouse

Dilate : to live long (die late)

Enteritis : a penchant for burglary

Genes : blue denim slacks

Hangnail :coat hook

Hemorrhoid : a male From outer space

Herpes : what women do in the Ladies Room

Hormones : what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid

ICU : Caught you

Labor Pain : hurt at work

Medical Staff : a doctor's cane

Minor Operation: coal digging

Morbid : a higher bid

Nitrate : cheaper than the Day Rate

Node: was aware of (knowed)

Organ transplant : what you do to your piano when you move

Organic : organ repairman

Outpatient : a person who has fainted

Pathological : a reasonable way to go (logical path)

Pharmacist : person who makes a living dealing in agriculture (farm assist)

Post-Operative : a letter carrier

Protein : in favor of young people (pro-teen)

Recovery : Room place to upholster furniture

Red blood count : Dracula

Saline : where you go on your boyfriend's boat (sailing)

Secretion : hiding something

Surgery : a reason to get an uninterruptible power supply (surge-surgery)

Sterile solution : not using the elevator during a fire

Tablet : a small table

Terminal Illness :getting sick at the airport terminal

Tibia : country in North Africa

Tumor : an extra pair (two more)

Varicose : nearby (very close)

Urine : opposite of "You're Out" !

Posted by Maggie at 4:40 PM | Comments (4)

im not nerdy relatively speaking!

GO ADORA.
found neat stuff.
i scored, what i will call "thirty-something" which correllates nicely with my standard of "mediocre med student" 8D
i find "senor doctor" [in the likes of dr nick, i think] more appealing than primary care....8D
will write more eventually, i really really will....

Posted by Maggie at 4:39 PM | Comments (0)

July 13, 2003

back from the cruise. ate

back from the cruise.
ate too much.
got some tan.
computer allegedly fixed again.
more later.

Posted by Maggie at 4:21 PM | Comments (0)