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November 26, 2002
malgenics:The opposite of eugenics. the
malgenics:The opposite of eugenics. the science of promoting the mating of horribly dysfunctional people.
Example: I think that the next step of our malgenics experiment is to get 'Boz and Hinkley to go out on a date.
mander: As a noun: A mander is a funny word which is created by a person in a weird state of mind.
As a verb: To mander is the practice of creating odd words while in weird state of mind.
Example: As a noun: This guy over here does a certain activity that makes him come up with manders all the time.
As a verb: Hey I'm going to go do a certain activity and then mander for a bit.
mandex:Spandex pants or shorts designed to be worn by men, usually constricting in the crotch area.
Example: It was only his first day at the gym, and Hugh had already seen enough mandex to last a lifetime.
Had no one ever heard of shorts, or modesty?
this makes me think of stories steve tells about the srsc
mandigan:A cardigan (woolen overgarment) worn exclusively by old men.
Example:Uncle Carl looks quite fetching in his mandigan, don't you think, Susie?
Menglish:A language spoken solely with the intent of communicating between two people--characterized by no regard to grammar, spelling, sentence structure, or other bothersome rules. See Manglophone.
Example: If U ken compredays this then U already no what Menglish iz.
manrape:Milking an unsuspecting guy for boyfriend-like activities. You make a move...and run into a brick wall. She just wants to be friends, so now you're her pseudo-boyfriend. You do all the sucking up stuff that a boyfriend does, but you're not getting any action. And she's probably still looking for some other guy!
Example: Graeme must have got manraped...again.
i may or may not have been / am involved in a similar situation [with reversed genders]
marf:From the sound of a dog trying to meow. Implies a total lack of comprehension. Also used to indicate that the person speaking is babbling nonsense. Quickly becomes an in-joke for those that use it. Confuses the hell out of the mundanes. Replaces Huh?
Example:Boss: Do you think that the color of my socks could be affecting the speed of my network connection? Response: Marf? Boss:What? Response:Exactly.
masteraider: a vehicle that orginated in the 70s, so Aussie looking that it requires you wear a safari hat and listen to The Land down under when riding in it.
Example: we're going to Green Bay, Tina's driving the masteraider.
mbooshkateer:Derived from musketeer and used when wanting to avoid revealing a true occupation.
Example: Suzy: So, I'm a hairdresser. What do you do for a living?
CIA Agent: Oh, I'm an mbooshkateer.
i have used this technique to avoid telling people i am in med school--something which will often kill a conversation, well, faster than most things i say--which is therefore very fast
meafo:Acronym for My Exams Are F***ing Over.
Example: Meafo! I deserve a smoothie.
Meef:1. Generic squirrel/rodent sound, origin uncertain.
2. Generic sound used to indicate you are still online.
3. Generic sound of panic in a stressed situation.
Example:1. So I was sitting there and the little guy just comes up and meefs at me trying to say hi!
2. I'm meef.
3. Oh meef...!
meetingcide:death, typically by boredom, due to the frequency of meetings or the length of a single meeting.
Example: Meetingcide was the clear cause of Rebecca's death due to the ridiculous amount of time she spent in the staff meetings required by the organization.
mellowdrama:Dramatic, but in a laid back kind of way.
Example: I can't believe you haven't put out the trash yet, so could you, like whenever? she said, her voice tinged with mellowdrama
mesopotato: A very old potato. Old enough to have come from Mesopotamia. Sprouting and everything. Yech.
Example: How disgusting, my ex-roommate left a bag of mesopotatos in the cupboard. She's going to hell.
mibble: the act of talking complete, freestyle nonsense. Originated in South Wales and is gradually spreading east.
Example: we had too much booze and ended up mibblin' in the park.
Michigan left: In many cities in Michigan, one cannot make a left turn at a major intersection. Instead, one must turn right, and then do a U-turn through the median to turn left.
Example:To get to that McDonald's, you have to do a Michigan left.
sarah, can you either confirm or deny this happening in MI? (MI being michigan, not monsters, inc.)
moach: An upper caste cockroach. They like drinking martinis, sitting in hot tubs whilst smoking Cuban cigars. They deeply frown on their crunchy six-legged cousins. Can also be used as an adjective meaning cool or all right.
Example: That brie is moach to the max.
momspam: (varient: dadspam) the endless barrage of trivial emails sent by recently online mothers to their adult children. Momspam is the cyber-age equivalent of those envelopes full of newspaper clippings and unfunny comic strips your mother used to send you.
Example: examples of momspam are: unfunny forwarded internet humor, links to news articles and online birth and wedding anouncements, pictures of relatives and pets, chain letters & unfunny online comic strips.
so, mom isnt the only one with this problem
munsoned:To have a situation under control and then for no reason at all mess it up badly.
Example: Johnny was winning the race by a mile, until he munsoned everything up and tripped on his shoelace.
musticle:The cuticle that's always covered in mustard whenever you eat something with mustard on.
Example:I was on a date and I started to make out with her and she noticed my huge musticle.
I didn't even eat anything with mustard on it today. How'd it get there!?
My List: The list of people of people you could happily murder.
Example: You're going on my list.
Posted by Maggie at 11:46 AM | Comments (303)
November 25, 2002
would anyone have thought it was only 42%?
| You are 42% geek | |
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Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend. |
Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
i have to say, i cant really disagree in particular with any of the aforementioned statements, however, im really not so much a star trek fan.....and, the quiz has bnl in it 8)
Posted by Maggie at 11:55 PM | Comments (0)
in a fantasy world run by you and a group of highly intellegent space pengiuns what would happen?
ok, so, i dont really have anything to say, i just wanted to use that in the subject for something.....i think that later i am going to put up several different buddy icons and take an unoffical vote as to what people think i should use. i would proceed as such because there tends to be discontentment when i change. gee i lead an exciting life....
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biochem dorkosity
glutamine is just a little nitrogen whore
what does glutamine do? i mean, besides suck all the protons cause its a man whore?
this persons like draggin on the ground....
"whats wrong?"
"im makin proline"
Posted by Maggie at 1:42 PM | Comments (0)
illusions never change, into something real
take care maggie, we need you.
he wont leave her, he is just such a noble man
i feel as though this is, quite possibly, the most emotionally draining weekend humanly possible. he is doing much better, but, he is still not good. and his fucking wife is killing him. she was manic yesterday, her husband is laying there inCREDibly sick, and she is flitting about. "they are going to do an ultrasound on his back" then later "they did an ultrasound on his head." and she kept asking us how she got there.....probably 35 times. also, it turns out that they knew what was wrong when he came in, and she knew, she just didnt tell us or forgot or SOMETHING. seriously, i know i have a very short fuse for her, but, she is killing him.
it was shocking, he didnt even look like him.....i agree, it will be a blessing when he goes, especially for him, this is not a life, this is the anthisis of a life for him, more so than for anyone else. and he has had a great life......i just truly wish that beth gets to see him again. that is what i am most concerned about.
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November 22, 2002
NH3-CH2-CH2-CH2-CH--COOH --NH3 (use your imagination)
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November 21, 2002
8)
if anyone can tell me what the following four things have in common, they get a prize:
porn
crabs (the disease)
conspiracy theories
(the term) "straight edge"
Posted by Maggie at 9:10 AM | Comments (0)
November 20, 2002
addendum
i love that people understand that most of the time when im retarded its me being retarded, not mean. while this may, in fact, reflect MORE poorly on me, i still am glad that people dont think im being bitchy.
twice this week i have been amazed and impressed by peoples ability to understand this and be forgiving of my actions, as well as as peoples ability to realize if they do something that is not quite as it should be, and recognize my view on the angle, and actually realize how this impacted me....this sounds cryptic and arrogant, but, whatever. i know what i mean, and if the two people who im talking about read this, they would know who they were.....
i think this is karmicular in origin--someone inadvertently did something that hurt my feelings this week, and did something that inadvertently hurt another persons feelings. basically where im going is, im glad that i think things are/will be a-ok
Posted by Maggie at 7:29 PM | Comments (0)
note to self...
...rucusizing and fucking up, not good
Posted by Maggie at 7:07 PM | Comments (0)
November 19, 2002
warning--this is gross, on several levels
so, im sitting in the library, trying to learn about the proximal tubule [for those who arent nerds, this is part of the nephron, for those who arent total nerds, the nephron is the functional unit of the kidney] and i was eating baby carrots--i like to snack, turns out carrots are better for you than chips and cookies, who knew?! anyway, i was nibbling on one [which i was holding in my left hand] while writing something [with my right hand] so, i was not giving the carrot the focus and respect it deserved. of course, i did not realize that i was offending said baby carrot until, when nibbling on a nubbin of the center portion that was sticking up above the rest, part of the baby carrot entered my respiratory system. now, again, i know everyone is not in tune with the way that the respiratory system works, basically--its functioning is NOT enhanced in the presence of carrots. this led to coughing. those that have heard me cough know that i do not have a quiet, dainty cough. i "hack" really....and my coughing has actually become wierder recently....but, we shall get there. so, due to the fact that i was in the library and that i also had to pee, i went to the bathroom to pee and cough [in a less disturbing place]. well, those that have been to the womens room on the 2nd floor of the library [the ground level] of the msb know that this toilet emitts heat--its odd, dont ask me. so, i drop trow and sit down, and cough. this is when i cough/gag up some goo, mostly saliva, in lieu of swallowing the aforementioned goo, i turn around and spit it in the warm toilet [i had not yet commenced urination]--and, i am happy to report, there was also some carrot--so, the coughing tapered substantially after this. i was peeing, and my nose started running, so, of course, i grabbed some toilet paper and blew my nose. now, we all know that one cannot simultaneously blow ones nose and engage in other toilet paper related activities simultaneously if one wants to maintain any level of hygene...so i blew my nose, as it was my top priority at the time. this, of course, left me sitting on the toilet a little longer than anticipated. well, remember how i said that for some reason, that no one understands, this toilet radiates heat? well, water started condensing on my butt. luckily, by this time i was, in fact, done with the blowing of the nose and was able to make a relatively quick exit
so, this is neither interesting nor something people should know. however, i think it is an odd sequence of events, and possibly maybe moderately amusing...but, without a doubt, gross 8)
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November 18, 2002
anaphylaxis
Hi,
They gave your mom the chemo this morning and had hoped to give her 1100 ml but after 200 ml. she went into shock. Her blood pressure dropped from 120/2080 to 57/40. They immediately put her on a table head down and started a unit (1000 ml) of saline to increase her blood pressure and gave her benadryl. I don't know why the benadryl unless they thought she had an allergic reaction to it - but the benadryl made her extremely cold. They said it would and there was no way to warm up - no matter how many blankets you throw on. But they let her go home. She called me before she left and I said I would come get her but she was confident she could drive home. I had her call me as soon as she got home. She said it was pretty scary - but her doc was there and in charge the whole time. I know they would not have let her leave unless they thought she was fine!!!! Dr. Romer said it was probably a good sign that the chemo was doing what it was supposed to do - killing a lot of cells so he was not concerned too much about the reaction. But it sounds like it put her into anaphylactic shock because her pressure dropped so fast and she said she had a hard time breathing. He commented that of course she was Wendy and everything about her was always different. But, they certainly had everything under control and were fine letting her go home by herself. The plan now is to do Tues., Weds, and Thurs. what they had always planned to do those days and then to try Friday to see if she could handle more of the same medicine she had today. I am arranging to take Friday off to go with her. The doctor will be at Miami Valley Hospital that day - so he wants her to come there for it. He is hopeful it will go better then since he thinks the number of lymphocytes will be much lower by then and therefore, less problems or reactions will occur. Wendy seems fine - not disappointed - just a little frightened that this happened. She always thought she would come through this with flying colors and this was a shock to her. And, I know Amy has seen her with very very low blood pressure (as have I) and it is scary how bad Wendy feels when that happens. You know, your mom is not one to ever complain about how she feels, so when she says she feels that bad - it is scary. Just between you and me, I was surprised to see Amy in class this morning. I had thought she may have gone with Wendy. But I am sure your mom said "no". I had to teach this morning from 8-10, so I could not go - but I will definitely go Friday. That's all I know. It is a little disappointing that it did not go as planned - but she is fine and no one seems very upset or disappointed that this happened. It doesn't appear that the doctor thinks this will have a negative effect on the outcome, as far as I can tell. I'll try to keep you posted. KT P.S. Could not call you at 10:00 your time - I have a class from 1-2 which is that time for you. Sorry.
Posted by Maggie at 6:18 PM | Comments (10)
new thing i learned today....
...aparrently chemo can send you into anaphylactic shock.....
beth: if you happen to read this, she is totally fine
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tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side, yes it is
actually, time is not, in fact, on my side, but it was in my head for some reason
so, aparrently familial happenings became defunct [read: refusal to leave--if this means nothing to you, then it doesnt concern you anyway]. no news on wendy, though, the rumor mill [my mom] says that she may be done as soon as an hour from now, depending upon how things sit with her system....lets hope good. if you read this and you communicate with her regularly [aka, kary] may i recommend discussing with her work related things. she is even more stubborn than i am, however, i dont feel as though she should be going to work at the health center this week, and a bit of friendly harassment cant hurt....but thats just me. she "promised" to wear a mask if she does, but, you know, who knows.....
grouchy mcgroucherson's this morning [shockingly, i am not referring to myself].
so, a true first this weekend. i hoped to get through 4 phys lectures and one biochem lecture over the weekend. i didnt--shocking, really--HOWEVER, i got through 4 phys lectures and half of a biochem lecture. go me, its my birthday [insert holden mcneil dance here--especially the part with touching of jason lee].
um, jason lee. this reminds me, so, at dinner at chuy's bill looks at me and goes 'jason lee' that was all 8) i got some dumb look on my face and waited for him to ridicule this, as most people do. very very few people get the jason lee thing, except shelley and my sister, who also have [or had] a jason lee thing. bill goes 'no, he is a hot guy.' later, at the apartment, bill told dave that i like jason lee....and bill and dave then discussed the fact that this was, in fact, a good choice, as he is 'a mighty fine' man and 'hot' and so on. i love when straight boys under 30 can admit that another guy is attractive without being worried that the other person will think that they are gay. there is seriously a freakish amount of homophobia in the world today and it distresses me. i only recall 3 people acknowledging the attractiveness of another guy, and two were dave and bill. steve only half counts...but hell, at least all three of them have, what i would consider, good taste 8) back to jason lee...i think you can tell a lot by a person based on their reaction to the statement 'i think jason lee is the hottest man alive' or 'i want to throw jason lee to the ground' or something like that....i respect anyone who does not respond:
1) who is jason lee?
2) really?!
3) you know, he was a professional skate(board)er....
or other things that i personally deem to be equally stupid
speaking of weird elitist attitudes....bnl. heres the deal...many many people alledge to be bnl fans. i am very judgemental of this. i mean, i dont think you need to go to more than a bakers dozen of shows to be qualified as such....HOWEVER, if you own stunt (only) and/or refer to them as the band that does $1,000,000 or the band that does one week or say you know, people throw macaroni and cheese at their shows you are, in fact not a fan. hate to break it to you, you are masquerading as a fan. and i am very judgemental about this....its bad, i know, but, its true. oh, also, to qualify as a "fan" i feel as though you need to have seen them in concert--preferably at least twice. cause, those in the know feel as though the live show far surpasses anything else.
i have, what i refer to as, an indie rock mentality regarding bnl. indie rockers think everyone is stupid, they found the band first, they liked the band first and they know more about the band than you will ever know, even if you dedicate your life to the acquisition of knowledge. others may refer to this as being a 'musical snob'...i am not a 'musical snob' as i do not know enough about music...however, i am a bnl snob, and i admit it. i dont condone my own actions, but i admit that they do, in fact, exist
well, since ive been writing for nearly 20 minutes and class starts soon, i bid myself adieu....
yay renal physiology!!
Posted by Maggie at 10:38 AM | Comments (0)
November 17, 2002
is that what ya call a get away?
this was another great weekend. i went to st louis with mom and saw bill and mackenzie
friday night i hung out with bill. we ate mexican food and shat the shit, as the kids say...it was so great to see him!! i really enjoy talking to bill and what not, if only the kid would, oh, i dont know, be better at communication! 8)
i think, however, that i kind of threw him off of his game. seriously, i think i would be a different person if i had never met bill....i dont know that i could list the ways, i have several ideas, but, still.....i told him this, and it caught him totally off guard....which really surprises me, i mean, we started dating when i was 14, he was my first bf, and we were together for two years. i dont know.....insert remark about how i am awful at articulating my thoughts here
saw mackenzie and tim yesterday. had lunch at st. louis bread co...yay 8) she showed me stuff at wash u, their fucking gross lab is beautiful! two of the walls are windows....its very bright, its HUGE, and it doesnt smell. there are all....geeze, seriously, it was a beautiful gross lab.....and their library....well, i mean, i know that wustl med has more money than god, but, i was impressed, it was amazing. and, of course, her apartment was the cutest apartment i have ever seen.....
we talked about leukemia and chemo....
i occasionally find myself saying things to people that really dont need to be said. it is odd. and i usually dont process this unnecessary sharing of info until i have said 75% of it, or the next day....its not a good thing. note to self: try to implore sensor.....
Posted by Maggie at 2:32 PM | Comments (0)
November 13, 2002
magwin: so, i hear dave
magwin: so, i hear dave came to your apartment to have sex with his gf when she was here?
skatari:ya
magwin:thats....interesting.....
magwin: um, WHERE in your apartment did this occur?
magwin:cause, it seems weird to use someone elses room
magwin: yet, the living room isnt any better
magwin:and, well, the kitchen is right near the door 8)
skatari:shower, mostly
skatari: as far as I can tell
magwin: 'as far as i can tell' wtf does THAT mean
magwin:well, i mean, thats the cleanest place to od it 8)
magwin: i suppose that was considerate?
skatari: I do not know where the intercourse took place
magwin:though i have always found shower sex to be logistically difficult
magwin: did you guys leave?
skatari:she's a tiny girl
skatari:no
magwin:do you see that this is an odd situation?
skatari: how so?
magwin:that your friend came to your apartment so he could have sex iwth his girlfriend from cornell, and you and/or neal were home at the time, while they had sex in your shower, and possibly other places....
skatari:posiibly on fold out bed
skatari: but unconfirmed
magwin: ok, still DONT YOU THINK ITS A LITTLE ODD
magwin: so, i find this amusing, and i just told my friend eric about it, this is what he said
*lol* They should have gotten those giant phone fingers with "you're number one" on it and sat RIGHT outside the door, so when they walked out, they could cheer!
skatari:dave got enough comments
magwin:BUT FOAM FINGERS
skatari:props are for carrot top
skatari: I hope they didn't do it in my sleeping bags I lent them
magwin:oh jeeze!
magwin: so, id just like to sumarize: you dont think its odd that they had sex in your apartment, you just hope it wasnt in yoru sleeping bag?
Posted by Maggie at 11:37 PM | Comments (0)
oh steve....
i'm working on my observational skills as part of an over arching plan to become more aware
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November 11, 2002
beauty school drop out
i dont necessairly perscribe to the belief that it is best to think by collaboration, however, i think by collaboration. and while i try to value everyones opinions, there are a few that stick out. and when steve says something about how someone acts--its time to take note.
steve pointed out how ld is like "lets hang out" blah blah blah, but when i want to do something, he can never go, for whatever reason. blah to him. so, why spend the time calling? besides, between studying, scheeming and sleeping [the 3 s's..i guess?] my plate is pretty full.
beth said she may want to get a l j....how fun! 8) though, i am reasonably certain that she would somehow either
a) not post anything interesting or
b) deliberately keep me from being able to read anything interesting, as she doesnt trust me.....
well, not that i ever post anything interesting myself, but, in the wise words of kevin.....v0v
i like not studying. its neat. i get to start studying again tomorrow.
i recommenced engaging in activities which i am unilaterally opposed to tonight....i simultaneously feel 'grr' and 'yeah dawgg'
whitey mcwhitersons saying things like 'yeah dawgg' and such crack my shit up.....i say things that i dont even know what they mean....does anyone know what 'h to the izzo' is really supposed to mean??
i vacumed today
footnote: beth is evil, like the fruits of the devil....ptsh! "penguin and seal island".....
Posted by Maggie at 11:41 PM | Comments (0)
rocks and many forms of saltwater algae
i love my friends
i was in centerville saturday, saw punch drunk love with amy, was great. then was going to do something with the guys. they came over to pick me up. it ended up being neal, mike, george, nick, dan and dave. i thought nothing of it, till, when i got home, my mom said she nearly laughed. cause, it was me with 6 boys. and said that most girls would love to be in that position she also wondered why they include me. not cause of anything about me, but just because its a strange pairing.
whatever, anyway.....we rented big trouble (jason lee.....uhmgm--in the manner of the sound homer makes when he thinks of food). dan is so goddamned funny.....seriously. he was talking about andrea.....aparrently he would actually say "youve just given up" during relations. seriously, hilarious. anyway, they picked me up at 8....i got home at 2....2!!, really had NO clue it was that late. i love those guys. dave is sellin the viper to buy a condo....and hes going to buy a more practical car. the best thing about the whole thing, when i told steve that he goes "what, like a bmw?" [which, the way it was said, made me think of "what, like the back of a volkswagen?"] and the answer is, yes, dave is looking at 2003 beemers. that fucking hiLARious.
went to bloomington today. saw brandon. also love that kid. hung out with steve and co most of the time. la charreada! steve is a good kid....well, i mean, we knew this, but, due to a sleep related incident i got into town later than planned, he had a commitment, and had to consume food. blah blah blah, he went to charreada anyway, he didnt think he had a choice, but, i mean, really, he did, its just that hes such good people 8)
went back to his apt, hang out with cole and megan--and pat, kinda. pat's weird. anyway, tonight was italian night and sopranos night. ended up with 20 people in their apartment. i honestly saw everyone who is still in bloomington that i would want to see today. the big two were steve and brandon, but i enjoy max and brian, got to see them.....i dont know, it was great
the last two days have been SO wonderful! i really needed this. hopefully nick and dan are coming down for lunch tomorrow
steve and i hatched a plan. well, not really, i hatched a plan and steve thought it was good. this means its the worst possible plan for the situation 8)
doesnt matter what they say
cause your friends are fucked up anyway
Posted by Maggie at 1:57 AM | Comments (0)
November 9, 2002
mmmmmmmmmm
i strongly suspect that the nap i just woke up from will go down in history as one of the top five naps in the history of the world!! it was much better than my nap last night [read: i only slept for 2 hours last night, hence, nap]
over and out
Posted by Maggie at 2:51 PM | Comments (0)
November 8, 2002
oh jebus

I can just see it now, on the next bnl behind the music:
"then, in 1999, when things were going smoothly, disaster struck. Ed was dressing himself again, after having watched too many gap adds. With his wife, Natalie, at home, this problem went unchecked for many months"
Posted by Maggie at 11:32 AM | Comments (0)
watermelon logic at its finest,
watermelon logic at its finest, an excerpt from a convo with steve, which is an excerpt from another convo with someone else:
girl*: I'm giving up on boys for a while.
crazy belligerant little man*: girl*, maybe you should start dating men.
girl*: how does crazy belligerant little man* somehow make the most sense in this situation?!...i mean seriously - the boy has three first names!
*names changed to protect the innocent
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November 7, 2002

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v0v
1) no phys candy gram, thats neat
2) proximity infatuation
a) i love it
b) name the movie and character or actor.....1st one to do this gets a cookie....or rather, i'll draw you a picture of a cookie in paint
Posted by Maggie at 10:31 AM | Comments (0)
??
ld called me tonight....~9:45. i was, of course, studying. he said 'gimme a call in the next couple a days and well catch up'
interesting....
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November 5, 2002
excerpt from an email
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so, i got done with
so, i got done with my micro written exam in like 45 minutes, but no one was allowed to leave the room for an hour....i fell asleep in that 15 minutes...well...it was more of a stupor. and i noticed droolular activities and would attempt [i tried very hard] to prevent mishap. and i thought i succeded...however, it seems that there was a small situation.
that just goes to show ya that you should always have something absorbant with you incase youre exhausted and taking an exam then go to sleep [i think we can agree that this CLEARLY is the moral of the story].
Posted by Maggie at 2:28 PM | Comments (0)
November 4, 2002
I AM VICTORIOUS
i finally remembered the random ben affleck line and the appropriate movie that for some reason has been in my head for 3 days. i have never had a movie line in my head before....
"ha HA, thats where you're wrong, i wasnt with a hooker today"...or something kind of like that.....from when ben affleck was stretching himself to play ben affleck, on the set of good will hunting 2: hunting season in jay and silent bob strike back!!
Steven Page and I joke that we have the world's geekiest fans. Just go on the Internet, that great hallmark of geekdom, and there's easily 200 Barenaked Ladies sites or more, started by fans. There's a picture of them and they look like you might imagine an Internet freak would look like.
Tyler Stewart ("The Ladies laugh last" Tuesday, February 27, 2001 By MIKE ROSS Edmonton Sun)
Posted by Maggie at 2:32 PM | Comments (0)
giggle giggle
me hi, is beth there
aussie girl nope, shes gone into town for a bit, she should be back in an hour or two.......can i take a message
me oh, ok, just tell her maggie called, thanks
austrailians are so cute 8)
it does not excite me when i want to talk to someone about somethin thats bothering me and they want to wait 7 days to do it......
a friend, on girls.....
I just hear "%@(&%(@&(@*%, your a great guy, wana be best friends so we can talk about when I have sex with other boys"
Posted by Maggie at 12:51 AM | Comments (0)
November 2, 2002
haHA
Posted by Maggie at 9:38 PM | Comments (0)

