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November 7, 2003
OK!! Saw some more juicey
OK!!
Saw some more juicey Jessica + Nick stuff, so I HAD to post it. These
are some exerpts from RollingStone.com's article by Vanessa Grigoriadis
"Portrait of a Living Doll" showing more of Jessica's ineptitude and
Nick's hilarious sarcasm/verbal abuse.
'"Nick," she coos, training her coffee-colored eyes on her husband,
Nick Lachey, who is intent on a ballgame and exhibits no sign that he
has heard his name. "Nick, baby?" says Simpson. "Will you iron mah new
shirt?" "No," answers Lachey, in a typical knee-jerk bit of sarcasm,
but just a minute later -- whipped mofo that he is -- he rises from the
couch to retrieve the iron from a closet. As he walks to the bedroom,
the cord slithers behind him and retracts with a sudden shump. "That's
a nifty little iron," says Simpson, smiling. "All irons do that,"
declares Lachey. "It's not a new feature, my dear." He takes Simpson's
new Gucci shirt, a black button-down, off its hanger. A price tag
dangles from the collar. "Two hundred and thirty-eight dollars!"
exclaims Lachey. "Just steam it," says Simpson. "It's a fucking shirt!"
he yells. "I didn't buy it with your credit card!" cries Simpson. "I
had budget, so why not? Record company gives you money for clothes, why
not take it?" "Mmm," grumbles Lachey. "They don't give me money." '
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'"My confusion there was that I hate fish," says Simpson. "But I love
tuna, and there was a half of a second there where I thought maybe it
could be chicken. 'Cause I liked it, and I don't like fish. Unless it's
from Long John Silver's and deep-fried."'
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'""Should I wear different clothes?" she asks anxiously. "You look
beautiful, baby," says Lachey. "But should I wear different shoes?"
asks Simpson, stamping a rhinestone Jimmy Choo. "I don't like my
outfit!" "C'mon, you're gorgeous," says Lachey. The publicists and
stylists let loose with a flurry of accolades: "You're too beautiful
for words," "What an outfit," "Who's prettier than you, Jessica?" "I
might smell bad," says Simpson. "And this is different from other days
how?" says Lachey, laughing. "Nick!" exclaims Simpson. Then she throws
her arms around his neck. "You know you think I smell scrumptious,"'
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'"We're Southern, and we're spiritual, and we're really close," says
Joe, who didn't even have a problem commenting on Simpson and Lachey's
sex life on Newlyweds.
"I think it's weird," says Lachey. '
hahahahaahahhaha.... constant hilarity! :>
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Posted by George at November 7, 2003 10:22 AM