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January 22, 2006
Roller Girl Names
A friend of mine asked me to come up with some clever rollergirl names. Instead, I came up with the following:
Lucille Brawl
Cookie Crunch
Eva Brawn
Helen Killer
Crystal Beth
Kelly Sharkson
Cindy Clawford
Darth Veda
Laura Push
Marie De Sade
The Vermin Mary
Princess Diaphragm
Mary Stompins
Tina Fray
Bony Danza
Drinkerbelle
Jodie Accoster
Barb Aric
Maya Angrylou
Ann Ramcroft
Terroresa Heinz Kerry
Mary Lou Rotten
Ruth Slayer Ginsberg
Condoleezza Vice
Granite Reno
Eleanor Throwsevelt
Smackagawea
Harriet Breecher Blow
Princess Slaya
And my personal favorite:
Shiv Tyler
Chad Jamian also came up with a names:
Smashly Judd
Maula Abdul
Barbwire Streisand
Posted by Brendan at January 22, 2006 12:35 PM
Comments
You should stop coming up with clever names for girls and instead start finding them to date
Posted by: Neal at February 7, 2006 6:49 PM