October 18, 2005
Lightning Bolt
Steven Seagal. Actor, Reincarnated Tibetan Treasure Revealer, Extortion Victim. And now, maker of an energy drink, Lightning Bolt. It comes in two flavors, "Cherry Charge", and "Asian Expereince" (what the asian expereince tastes like, I don't know. Maybe it tastes like you're good at math?)
If I had an Amazon Wish List, this would be on it.
Oh, and I still haven't gotten to try "Crunk Energy Drink"
Posted by Brendan at October 18, 2005 7:50 PM
Comments
you seemed to have missed " up and coming pop singer" in your litany of Mr. Seagal's virtues. One can only wonder what the man has to sing about lollipops--and at import pricing, no less.
Posted by: ^kat^ at October 19, 2005 12:28 PM