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October 22, 2005
Dilemma
Last night at around 10:30 I went with my roommate Leejay and my friend Eric to get some Wendy's. Since the employees working that shift are the ones too stupid to ask off on Friday night, we thought we would go ahead and go into the lobby to place our three separate orders. When we got out of my vehicle and went to the door, we learned the lobby closed at 10. So we turned around and went back to my car.
Right next to my driver's side door, I noticed some chapstick on the ground. Exactly the same kind of chapstick I usually use. Checking my pockets, I found that they were chapstick free, even though I thought I had some with me when I went out that evening. Did it fall out of my pocket when I got out of my car? I couldn't be certain.
I took the chapstick, since there is a good chance it is mine. I'm thinking of using it, since I can't find another one anywhere in my room. However, there is the possibility that I never took my chapstick out with me that night. I might eventually find my chapstick in the bottom of a laundry basket or under my bed. That would mean I'd been using skanky Wendy's parking lot chapstick for weeks or even months. What should I do?
Posted by Brendan at October 22, 2005 11:26 AM
Comments
is your roommate eric's wonky cousin with the criminal record?
and no, DON'T use that fucking chapstick. just go buy another tube, they're only a dollar - much cheaper than any penicillin or ointment you might need to repair damage done by said parking lot lip balm.
Posted by: vizzah at October 23, 2005 2:10 AM
You need to slap yourself until you bleed for being girly enough to use chapstick. Real men have chapped lips.
Posted by: Neal at October 25, 2005 10:00 PM
Maybe you should buy a Manstick instead?
http://www.zenchou.com/maggie/archives/2005/05/the_self_preser.html
Posted by: ra at October 25, 2005 10:26 PM
dude. you ate at Wendy's during third shift, ain't nothing that chap stick's gonna give you that wendy's special sauce didn't already.
Posted by: jr at October 28, 2005 11:56 PM