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November 21, 2004
All Your Christ Are Belong To Us.
So according to this, they are working on a "Passion of the Christ" PS2 game. Does anyone have more information on this? I know the Washtington Times has a story on Christan video-games, but I want to know what happens in "The Passion" game. How many people would even want to play a game where you get beat by Romans into a bloody pulp, then killed at the end by being nailed to a cross? Or does Christ cruise around Jerusalem, hijacking donkeys and carrying out missions for various gangs? And doesn't the church look down on children pretending they are the Son of God?
Posted by Brendan at November 21, 2004 8:50 AM
Comments
sweet... i wanna be just like JC :D
'cept for the nails and the wreath of thorns.
Posted by: Roc at November 21, 2004 7:38 PM
or maybe you get to be the Romans?
Posted by: molly at November 21, 2004 7:45 PM
As long as there are well-endowed poloygon women, I am so there.
Posted by: Neal at November 23, 2004 10:11 AM
That blog you linked to, B, is called "The Swift Report: News and Views--Before You Need Them." Is that ominous to anyone else but me? "The Swift Report: We Don't Have Time to Research!" Eh...
Anyways, a "The Passion" game could be interesting! Especially if Rockstar Games develops it. Imagine: "Grand Theft Auto: Jerusalem." You play the Apostle St. Peter. Your first mission would be to donkey-jack some old man so Jesus doesn't have to walk into town.
Holy crap, am I going to hell. ;{)>
Posted by: The_SCSIBug at December 1, 2004 12:47 PM
lmao Perhaps I should finish reading Brendan's posts before stealing his jokes, eh?
Now I'm going to comedian hell... where you can do nothing but watch every Gallagher special back-to-back for eternity.
Posted by: The_SCSIBug at December 1, 2004 4:49 PM