Hobocop

HA--look at who is President.

"QUESTION: Thank you, Mr. President.

In the last campaign, you were asked a question about the biggest mistake you'd made in your life, and you used to like to joke that it was trading Sammy Sosa.

You've looked back before 9-11 for what mistakes might have been made. After 9-11, what would your biggest mistake be, would you say, and what lessons have learned from it?

BUSH: I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it.

John, I'm sure historians will look back and say, gosh, he could've done it better this way or that way. You know, I just - I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet.

I would've gone into Afghanistan the way we went into Afghanistan. Even knowing what I know today about the stockpiles of weapons, I still would've called upon the world to deal with Saddam Hussein.

See, I'm of the belief that we'll find out the truth on the weapons. That's why we sent up the independent commission. I look forward to hearing the truth as to exactly where they are. They could still be there. They could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas in a turkey farm.

One of the things that Charlie Duelfer talked about was that he was surprised of the level of intimidation he found amongst people who should know about weapons and their fear of talking about them because they don't want to be killed.

You know, there's this kind of - there's a terror still in the soul of some of the people in Iraq. They're worried about getting killed, and therefore they're not going to talk. But it'll all settle out, John. We'll find out the truth about the weapons at some point in time.

However, the fact that he had the capacity to make them bothers me today just like it would have bothered me then. He's a dangerous man. He's a man who actually not only had weapons of mass destruction - the reason I can say that with certainty is because he used them.

And I have no doubt in my mind that he would like to have inflicted harm, or paid people to inflict harm, or trained people to inflict harm, on America, because he hated us.

I hope - I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't - you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one."

He's so humble....

You should call her El Gato---the cat. I have no idea why--like I watch your show, I have better things to do like catch Fox & Friends. Ahh, Lauren Green--hot blonde conservative

Define "Hot"

hot
Pronunciation: 'hät
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hot·ter; hot·test
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hAt; akin to Old High German heiz hot, Lithuanian kaisti to get hot
1 a : having a relatively high temperature b : capable of giving a sensation of heat or of burning, searing, or scalding c : having heat in a degree exceeding normal body heat
2 a : VIOLENT, STORMY ; also : ANGRY b : sexually excited or receptive; also : SEXY c : EAGER, ZEALOUS d of jazz : emotionally exciting and marked by strong rhythms and free melodic improvisations
3 : having or causing the sensation of an uncomfortable degree of body heat
4 a : newly made : FRESH b : close to something sought
5 a : suggestive of heat or of burning or glowing objects b : PUNGENT, PEPPERY
6 a : of intense and immediate interest b : unusually lucky or favorable c : temporarily capable of unusual performance (as in a sport) d : currently popular or in demand e : very good f : ABSURD, UNBELIEVABLE
7 a : electrically energized especially with high voltage b : RADIOACTIVE; also : dealing with radioactive material c of an atom or molecule : being in an excited state
8 a : recently and illegally obtained b : wanted by the police; also : unsafe for a fugitive
9 : FAST

Nicknames:
Fuego
Prefontaine
Bangs
Bolex
Potempkin
Kickstand
Short Stop
Buzzkill
Tork
Foxy Roxy
Clipper
Specs
Squints
Heels
Danger Kelly

Hey! You got that definition from M-W.com, Neal!

Lazy...

fucking shit, why does this comment thread have nothing to do with the topic? you know what, i like bunnies. hows that for off topic?

Hmm--Bunny...that is a good nickname...or how about The Squirrel, The Badger, The Hamster, The Mole, The Owl, The Duck, The Turkey---mmm..delicious turkey. For Tony--The Ass.

Indeed, as law school i get called Zorro, i will let you try and figure out why.

Um... Because you wear a funny mask, a gaucho hat, and a cape whilst bounding across campus vandalizing buildings with a sword...? Just a guess.

"Zorro" seems like not-so-great a nickname to me, T-meister. "Torro…?" Maybe... but then everyone would expect you to do that stupid "Strong like bull" catch phrase. You don't want to start a precedent like that.

And speaking of trolling: Why not just nickname poor Danielle something concise like... "Danni?" You could even leave its exact lettering up to the viewing audience!

"How should Danielle the cameragirl spell her nickname? Danni? Dannie? Danny? Dáni?"

Mind you, I'm not married to that last option; just thought it'd add some foreign flair.