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March 22, 2004
Too Hot For TV II
Sooo.....Today on The Daily Buzz I had a brief "storytime" segment, and it went over like a lead balloon. Some people were even a little snarky about it. Anyway, the fact that no one besdies me liked it indicates that the other ideas I had lined up for the segment will never see the light of day, especially the following story, which is a bit much for morning TV anyway. So, rather than have it languish as a lonely word file on my computer, I thought I'd make it available here on the website, so at least the few people who read this blog could enjoy it.
The Boy who Loved Stabbing
By Brendan Bergen.
There once was a young boy who loved stabbing things.
He stabbed all day, he stabbed all night
He stabbed in the summer, he stabbed in the winter.
He stabbed the farmer’s cow. “Moo Moo” the cow said.
He stabbed the neighbor’s cat. “Meow Meow” the cat said.
He stabbed the town fireman. “Ow! My kidney!” the fireman said.
Eventually, he had stabbed everything in town, except one little girl.
The little girl wanted to know why the boy stabbed everything.
“Stabbing is fun!” said the young boy.
“I don’t believe you.” said the little girl.
“Here, try it” said the young boy, and he handed her the knife.
The little girl took the knife, and stabbed off the young boy’s arms.
He had trouble stabbing things after that.
The lesson is: Don’t stab.
The End
Posted by Brendan at March 22, 2004 6:34 PM
Comments
AWWW! how cute! ^_^
Posted by: Roc at March 24, 2004 9:07 AM
But what did the little girl learn? I see no lesson here for her. She could still be stabbing right now--and she has learned not to give up her knife...so she is like some kind of super stabber.
Posted by: Neal at March 24, 2004 1:02 PM
"He stabbed in the summer, he stabbed in the winter."
So the moral is you should go on holiday during summer and winter and only come home for spring and fall, otherwise you risk getting stabbed?
Posted by: Crap at March 27, 2004 11:59 PM
I thank you for not airing this.
Posted by: Mitch at April 18, 2004 1:55 PM