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March 29, 2004
Giraffes and Jellyfish
These were supposed to be on "Brendan's Science Fact", but they were too stupid. I decided to post them on the internet, where stupidity is second in popularity only to japanese tentacle porn.
"When baby giraffes are born, they drop six feet to the ground and land on their heads, which is why giraffes are known as nature’s Republicans."
"Any scientist will tell you a successful jellyfish is 95 percent water, and 5 percent inspiration."
I have mixed feelings on the Jellyfish joke...maybe I'll eventually use it.
Posted by Brendan at March 29, 2004 12:19 PM
Comments
i like the republican joke, but make it elephants and it might be acceptable, even if that facts are wrong.
Posted by: Kledzik at March 29, 2004 3:19 PM
i know a guy who wants to engineer tiny giraffes, whose heads would be about as high as a dinner table, as pets
this is his back up plan for if medicine isnt right for him
Posted by: maggie at April 8, 2004 11:19 AM