Hobocop

i hope he is like jackie chan, then he could meet some afganie women, who will fall in love with him, and then they can go on adventures searching for the lost budist relic that will give whom everposses it everlasting life. the taliban warlord are after it as well, and Jackie will fight them all of, espcially the overlarge afgan warrior that is so big ti will look like Jackie has no chance, then just at the end when they are about to get the relic, jackie will drop it, and it will be destroyed, and everyone will laugh. god that would be such a good movie, any movie with jackie chan in it is good, especcially the medalion, i loved that movie. but seriously, the cop will probably just get drunk and mosey around cause no one will have a clue what he is saying.