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November 24, 2003
Thanksgiving Cheer
I will, however, leave you with some thoughts on Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is the time of year where we pause and give thanks to the Lord, who in His infinite wisdom set aside this wonderful land for a great and noble people, and then in His infinite wisdom let a bunch of morons with buckles on their hats kill those people and eventually pave over everything.
Posted by Brendan at November 24, 2003 1:50 AM
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Thanks, Native Americans, for showing us how to live on the land and bodily diluting our European diseases! Free foreign fauna for first fifty flu's, folks!
"I loves my gun... LOOOVES my gun!"
Posted by: The_SCSIBug at November 24, 2003 4:35 PM
I think this is the time of year when we should give thanks that George Bush is our president and not Al Gore. We didn't want any of that nation building rhetoric to carry over from the Clinton administrations anyway.
Posted by: Tony at November 25, 2003 12:58 PM
While we're speaking on the "election" of Prez. George Bush the Second...
Ya know, I simply did not like any of our Presidential candidates in the 2000 elections. IMHO, our top candidates to choose from were an idiot frat-boy, a rhetorical robot, a religious fanatic, and an antisocial nut. Of course, if we had elected Buchanan into office, maybe we would've been the ones flying airbuses into other people's buildings. Regretably, they would have probably still been domestic attacks.
"ACLU Headquarters dead ahead, sir! Shall I lower the flaps?"
With such a poor selection of candidates, thank GOD Jeb Bush made our decision for us. Way to go, Florida!
Posted by: The_SCSIBug at November 25, 2003 1:21 PM