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October 30, 2003

Thursday

Uncle always said I shouldn’t be so afraid of the graveyard, since a corpse never hurt anyone. That was until that day he was hurt pretty bad by a corpse, that one I shot out of the cannon.

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October 29, 2003

Mid Week Thought

A lot of girls grow up thinking that a Prince Charming wanders the earth just waiting for that special moment to zoom into their lives, snatch them up and carry them away. Wrong ladies. That’s Dracula.

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October 26, 2003

Day of rest Thought

Nothing is sadder than some poor teenager that doesn’t know how to react to being hanged, so he panics and gays himself.

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October 25, 2003

Saturday Thought

If I ever have an incest website, I’ll call it “Aunts in the Pants.”

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October 23, 2003

Thursday

Kids grow up so fast. One day they are learning to talk, and the next day, they are learning to keep their damn mouths shut about what they saw, or I’ll kill their dog.

Posted by Brendan at 12:15 AM | Comments (1)

October 21, 2003

Tuesday Thought

Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. They shouldn’t walk around naked either.

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October 19, 2003

Sunday Thought of the Day

Robots need to have sex too. At least that is what I programmed the robot to think.

Posted by Brendan at 11:09 PM | Comments (3)

October 18, 2003

Thought of the Day for 10/18/03

In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is most likely a pirate.

Posted by Brendan at 11:42 AM | Comments (1)

October 17, 2003

Thought of the Day for Friday

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll say “What the hell? I thought you were the free fish guy.”

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October 16, 2003

Second Thought of the Day

Years ago, when I first saw George W. Bush, I thought, “Who’s this clown?” But now I know better. He’s no clown, he’s a mime.

Posted by Brendan at 11:22 AM | Comments (3)

First Thought of the Day

If you get drunk in Australia, does the room spin the other way?

Posted by Brendan at 11:00 AM | Comments (1)